poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(Source: meilleure--amie)

intensional:

if i were a car i’d be a

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volkswagen 

vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

(Source: orangeskins)

herswagger:

When they were little!!!

relahvant:

happiest:

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

miley could be shittin rn and we’d never know

(Source: )

Anonymous asked: are u going to have sex before marriage?

perks-of-being-chinese:

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

(Source: daddydom420)

tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza

tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza

adultnapped:

Omg